Witchcraft in Our Police Headquarters?
Written by Hayley Douglas
Freak accident on the streets of Baltimore brings the practices
of witchcraft in the city's Homicide Unit into light. Detectives
Laura Ballard and Rene Sheppard are thought to be those behind
the collapsing, and utter demolition, of several of the city's
most prominent crack houses.
They were seen by one private investigator, hired by the city for
just this matter, quote, "...dancing in circles like total,
complete fools. Never seen anything like it. I know Rene, never
had the slightest clue...". His reaction was one of disbelief,
and now the City of Baltimore is wanting action for the
desecration of so many places of business, that keep the fair
Fellow detectives put Laura Ballard into custody, along with
several other women suspected to be in her coven. The screams
that came from her cell later are unparalleled to any this
reporter has ever heard. Loud shrieks of madness and rage, that,
from what I heard, were not too uncommon from this Detective.
Rene Sheppard was much more toned down, choosing, instead, to
rant about being, "beat down", and having her, "gun took". She
repeated the same lines like a mantra through the night, and many
guards were wary of being taken over with a rare mental sickness
that results from this kind of exposure.
The Mayor of Baltimore, who is well known to be deep in the
pockets of several drug 'enterprises', was more uneasy then
particularly upset. He was reputed to have said something about
his, "Mercedes not being paid off now that all the crack houses
are being destroyed". Several other important figures also are
inducted into this small scandal, but no legal action is being
taken as of yet.
In an exclusive interview with the same private investigator,
Michael Kellerman, who had by chance snapped many photographs of
the near crazed detectives in their strange ritual, he was
extremely considerate of the woman. He claims that they were
doing Baltimore a favor by knocking some of the junkies that roam
our streets out of business.
It has torn the citizens into almost two separate nations, those
that are happy that the rock houses were destroyed, and those
that are angry that it will now become that much harder to get a
What this reporter sees, is that it is not the witchcraft that is
causing the uproar, like most normal cities, but the fact that it
was buildings that were connected with the distribution of
illegal substances. Surprisingly, most are in favor of having the
buildings re-built and handed over to the former owners.
We ran a poll last week on what type of legal action should be
used. Two percent said to let the poor women go, twenty-four
percent said that they should be incarcerated, and the remaining
seventy-four opted that they be gagged, burned, and hung
preferably at the same time with a large celebration with
champagne that was not bought at a gas station. Those that
participated in the pole included the accused co-workers of the
Homicide Unit, and several friends and family members.
What does this say about our fair city? When witches can be
rampant, and all we see is that the drug supply might get a
little tighter in the coming months? Are we sane?
These are just some of the questions you must ask yourself.